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<p align="center"><img src="images/readme-badges.png" width="540"></p>
A PHP4-based bulletin board creatively titled **Jake's Bulletin Board**. This was my first-ever full programming creation back in 2003 (if you couldn't tell) saved for posterity after being rescued from a dust-caked floppy disk.
## Usage
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- Actually getting this to run in 2019.
## Embarrassing Highlights
Who cares if somebody wants to delete a post with the ID "`*`" no matter the author? ([delete_reply_submit.php](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jbb/blob/87b606797414b2fe563af85e269566fc5e076cc5/delete_reply_submit.php#L9))
```php
$query2 = "DELETE FROM jbb_replies
WHERE replyID ='$replyID'";
$result2 = mysql_query ($query2)
or die ($query2);
```
Sessions based on storing an auto-incremented user ID in a cookie. ([login_submit.php](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jbb/blob/87b606797414b2fe563af85e269566fc5e076cc5/login_submit.php#L28))
```php
session_id($user->userID);
session_start();
$_SESSION["ck_userID"] = $user->userID;
$_SESSION["ck_username"] = $user->username;
$_SESSION["ck_groupID"] = $user->groupID;
```
Viewing a "private" message based solely on a sequential message ID. ([pm_view.php](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jbb/blob/87b606797414b2fe563af85e269566fc5e076cc5/pm_view.php#L13))
```php
$query1 = "SELECT * FROM jbb_pm WHERE pmID = '$pmID'";
```
Incredibly ambitious emoticon and [BBCode](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBCode) support. I honestly can't begin to explain this logic. ([functions.php](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jbb/blob/87b606797414b2fe563af85e269566fc5e076cc5/functions.php#L18))
```php
$replacement = '<IMG SRC=images/emoticons/smile.gif>';
$replacement2 = '<IMG SRC=images/emoticons/bigsmile.gif>';
$replacement3 = '<IMG SRC=images/emoticons/frown.gif>';
$replacement4 = '<IMG SRC=images/emoticons/crying.gif>';
$replacement5 = '<IMG SRC=images/emoticons/blush.gif>';
// ... yada yada yada ...
$replacement21 = '<a href="';
$replacement22 = '">';
$replacement23 = '</a>';
$replacement24 = '<FONT COLOR="';
$replacement25 = '</FONT>';
$replacement26 = '<FONT SIZE="';
$replacement27 = '<BR>';
$topicval = str_replace(':)', $replacement, $topicval);
$topicval = str_replace(':D', $replacement2, $topicval);
$topicval = str_replace(':(', $replacement3, $topicval);
$topicval = str_replace(':crying:', $replacement4, $topicval);
$topicval = str_replace(':blush:', $replacement5, $topicval);
// you get the point...
$topicval = str_replace('[URL=', $replacement21, $topicval);
$topicval = str_replace(':]', $replacement22, $topicval);
$topicval = str_replace('[/URL]', $replacement23, $topicval);
$topicval = str_replace('[FONT COLOR=', $replacement24, $topicval);
$topicval = str_replace('[/FONT]', $replacement25, $topicval);
$topicval = str_replace('[FONT SIZE=', $replacement26, $topicval);
$topicval = str_replace('
', $replacement27, $topicval);
// repeated five more times throught the code...
```
Saving new passwords as plaintext — probably the least problematic problem. ([register_submit.php](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jbb/blob/87b606797414b2fe563af85e269566fc5e076cc5/register_submit.php#L10))
```php
$query = "INSERT INTO jbb_users (username, password, email, avatar) VALUES ('$username','$password','$email','images/avatars/noavatar.gif')";
```
I guess I gave up on counting `$query`s by ones... ([functions.php](https://github.com/jakejarvis/jbb/blob/87b606797414b2fe563af85e269566fc5e076cc5/functions.php#L231))
```php
while ($topic = mysql_fetch_object($result30)) {
$query40 = "SELECT * FROM jbb_users WHERE userID = '$topic->userID'";
$result20 = mysql_query($query40)
or die ($query40);
$query50 = "SELECT * FROM jbb_replies WHERE replyID = '$replyID'";
$result50 = mysql_query($query50)
or die ($query50);
$reply = mysql_fetch_object($result50);
$query60 = "SELECT * FROM jbb_users WHERE userID = '$reply->userID'";
$result60 = mysql_query($query60)
or die ($query60);
$user = mysql_fetch_object($result60);
$query7 = "SELECT * FROM jbb_topics WHERE userID = '$reply->userID'";
$result7 = mysql_query($query7)
or die ($query7);
$query8 = "SELECT * FROM jbb_replies WHERE userID = '$reply->userID'";
$result8 = mysql_query($query8)
or die ($query8);
$usertopics = mysql_numrows($result7);
$userreplies = mysql_numrows($result8);
}
```
## Screenshots
![Installation](images/readme-screen1.png)

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